That's correct ladies and gentlemen, Homelessy McWinterhat is voting for "Barack" so he can "get his thug thizzle on". Please remind any halfway educated Dem you know that when they cast a ballot for BHO, they cast a ballot w/Homelessy McWinterhat.
However, there is some good news to report regarding this early clusterf..I mean, early voting. An unnamed source has reported that in all of the urban counties throughout Ohio there were only about 1000 new registrations today. That means that the Obama machine may be the GOTV equivalent of the movie Jumper - everyone knows about it, the people who are excited about it are really excited, but when the rubber meets the road it sucked and nobody you know went to see it.
For what it's worth, the same unnamed source related a heartwarming story of a 15 passenger van dropping off a load of drunk, homeless guys at Vet's Memorial in Columbus. The organizers were just trying to allow these men to exercise their right to vote, but it seemed that they were all too drunk to get in line. What commenced was a "homeless rodeo" where the organizers had to wrangle the men from the parking lot and load them back in the van. This should just go to remind us all:
A vote for BHO is a vote with Homelessy McWinterhat. God bless America.
I think those gentlemen may be confused about the nature of the "change" which Obama keeps promising.
ReplyDeleteOMG...shouldn't you have to take a competency test in order to vote?
ReplyDeleteHow about loading these lowlifes in a van to get a job? Might that be a more "heartwarming" thing to do?
ReplyDeleteI want to see a video of the "homeless rodeo"... slightly sped up... with "Yakety Sax" playing.
ReplyDeleteBest thing about this is when all of these homeless people and other delinquents get called up for jury duty.
ReplyDeleteBet they didn't expect that little consequence for voting for thug thizzle.
BARACK, FOR PREZ, YAHHHHH
ReplyDeleteI'M GONNA QUITE MY JOB AND DEMAND WELFARE & HEALTH CARE NOWWWWWWWW!
IT'S JUST GOING TO BE WUNDERFUL......