Screw plumbing.

Utilizing website designers from 1996, Joe the Plumber has decided to drop plumbing and go into the 'watchdog' business.

"Despite rumors that I may be running for congress, or perhaps give a shot at the country music scene, I have decided to continue forward with what I have repeatedly said is my civic duty. Your tremendous support and encouragement deserves no less.

Real change in America will only begin if the backbone of this country becomes personally involved in demanding more from our elected officials, and by helping one another in times of need. This is my new mission in life, and I ask you to join me in the fight to secure our American Dream."

Ya know, he wasn't exactly who I was thinking of when I was discussing who needs to take charge in the GOP, but props to him for taking advantage of his opportunity.