Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I'd like my wealth spread medium well.

There are some things we here at 3BP have forbid to be sullied by the touch of The One. Today, the President crossed that line, and 3BP contributor Union Station has something to say about it.

Today our President had lunch at one of the best burger places in the world, Ray’s Hell Burger. If you are ever in DC, make sure you check it out or go to their steakhouse, Ray’s the Steaks, which is also the best in the area.

Ray’s has four different types of burgers, 12 different artisan cheeses and 8 toppings that vary from mushrooms sautéed in sherry to applewood smoked bacon, which allows for you to get creative with your burger. So what did our nuanced leader end up ordering...?

A basic cheddar cheese burger cooked medium well.

Manchurian Candidate, anyone? We don’t need any more proof that this guy is painted red inside and out when he goes to the best burger joint in the world, a place that grinds their meat hourly from steakhouse quality cuts of meat - and orders a burger medium well. On top of that, he ordered fries. Every Washingtonian knows Ray’s doesn’t serve fries! What a freakin’ n00b.

Khrushchev is smiling down in hell right now at the thought of an American President eating overcooked USDA beef.


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