"COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - A federal judge in Ohio has ruled that counties must allow homeless voters to list park benches and other locations that aren't buildings as their addresses."Round up all the homeless you can! It's gonna be a votin' spree!
Ya know, Halloween is just around the corner. Let's see how many socialist Ohioans, or any liberals near Ohio for that matter, dress like a homeless person and stroll into 4 or 5 voting locations in the State with different hobo names (like Hobo Pete, Corn Cob Jones, and Election Fraud Tommy), use several different "addresses" and cast a few votes for their favorite deity, the Obamessiah.
I cannot wait to see what they allow as an "address" in 2012. I suggest you list your car, an Amtrack train, or even your FedEx package as your address....so you'll be sure to vote wherever you are needed.
I for one am going to list my dog as my address for that election, so I can vote in any state I bring him to. But make sure you don't get carpal tunnel filling out all those ballots! Happy voting.