Keyser Soze.
We all know the legend of Mr. Soze. And in the face of the current pirate crisis, don't we want someone who will make sure Americans are never embarrassed or taken advantage of again?
We need the Soze Doctrine:
"He goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone." - Verbal Kint
Come on, America. Join the movement.
Make the world afraid to ever mess with us again.
Priceless
ReplyDeleteSure, as long as you present him as a backlit figure with long hair.... But the president has to show his face and no one in the world will be afraid of Kevin Spacey. Spacey wasn´t even a credible Lex Luthor.
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