Friday, April 23, 2010

BREAKING: YVETTE FOUND!

Miracle of miracles. Gov. Strickland's LG candidate lives.

If Sarah Palin had been off the trail this long after her unveiling, we would have seen her sometime around November 29th or so.

Nice to see ya, Yvette.

And after this inaugural performance at Ohio University, I really mean that.

This talk is awkward enough in its speed alone. Maybe she's trying to take over for the FedEx Fast Talker Guy.

But the best part is when she goes off script. The money quotes:

“I am unemployed – that’s how much I believe in Ted Strickland.”

And make sure you aren't drinking anything before reading this one, lest it end up all over your computer...

“He is the person to take us forward – if you’re interested in having prosperity, let me tell you, you’re going to have it with Ted Strickland.”

Someone on the Strickland campaign better remind her that Ted has been Governor the past 3 and a half years. Yeesh.



I think it's safe to say that we now know why she was hidden from view for so long.

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