Friday, October 9, 2009

Let it begin: Nominate DJ Tablesauce for the Nobel Peace Prize....

Reasons to nominate me:
  • My plan for World Peace? Introduction of the spork into high society.
  • My sauce is world-class
  • Two words: Jazz Hands.
  • My screaming at OSU football games is much less filled with expletives than in past years.
  • My spaghetti is to die for.
  • My dog was potty-trained within two weeks.
  • The world loves bad photoshops of Ted Strickland.
You have 116 days left to submit your nomination form. That's almost 10 times longer than Obama's Nobel body of work.

h/t: OTF

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